Charles Edward Cheese

Kayla Couch Destroyer
Originally uploaded by wootang71.

For my buddy's kid's 5th birthday, we all hit up the nearest Chuck E. Cheese's. Although I should note that as adults, we refer to him as Charles. Chuckie is just for the ninos. Anyway, I think I had just as much fun as the kiddies. My personal fav was the skeeball. Pretty much I was on fire from the 1st ball, breaking 380 on most games. The trick is being the ball. You gotta think like the ball. Where does the ball wanna go? The 50 point hole if it knows what's good for it. Basketball was pretty good too, although i'm not down with those super bouncy balls they try to pass off as basketballs. And the dragracing lights games was ok, if not because it spat out so many prize tickets for me. Whack-A-Mole wasn't in the house, though, otherwise I'd be pulverizing those rodent scumbags. Loading ourselves up on pizza and Cherry Coke only sweetened the deal.

If you hate your living room, get Kayla over there. She's the official destroyer of couches, and terror of indoor furniture everywhere. Photo: Aurelie Martin-Chiari.