The Manliest Stapler Ever.

Staplers pretty much never get named in the most manly tools ever list. Part of the problem is that staplers get categorized as an office supply, which is sissy. However, I'm starting to be of the opinion that carton staplers are manly. They can pierce through multiple layers of corrugated cardboard, and secure them tighter than a girl's dorm. The secret is in the pinschers. Yep, these suckers have a razor-sharp (read: manly) claw for to pinsch into material and set the staples, which are, by the way, up to 5/8". I think that carton staplers break the rules and should be categorized at tools. They definetly rock.