Century
In light of the increasingly popular 100's, this is mine! To 'even up the playing field' as one person put it. Gonna keep it as short as possible because it's 100 pieces of info, and that's a lot to digest in 1 sitting. If any elaboration is needed, don't be scared to ask. Ya heard! this post is probably gonna be up only overnight. Ok, here it goes:
1. I used to be able to control my dreams.
2. I don't like jeans, or denim in general.
3. I'm rarely ever bored.
4. Irrational behavior pisses me off.
5. I don't like being in love.
6. I've never had a girlfriend.
7. I would like a socialized healthcare system.
8. I would like a new back.
9. I value honesty.
10. If everything goes "according to plan", the girl I will marry and I will have waited 11 years for each other.
11. I'm experienced enough to realize that few things go according to plan.
12. I've been to 22 countries. so far...
13. Snowboarding saved my life. surfing is my life.
14. Since I was 18, I haven't been in any 1 place longer than 8 months.
15. I've been a professional in the culinary arts for almost a decade.
16. I've been trying to leave the food service industry for 5 years.
17. I surfed reef breaks in Kauai for 8 months without ever hitting the reef, but I ate it on MY LAST DAY there.
18. Hawaii taught me what it feels like to be undergunned (board too small).
19. I'm not scared of death. I've already prepared myself for it. But I am scared of dying.
20. I can eat at any time. last time i checked: 3900 calories per day! i have the metabolism of a gerbil.
21. Lots of people say 'no pain, no gain'. I say 'no pain, no pain.'
22. I used to have a bad habit (luck?) of being picked up by 20-year-old, dark-haired, short, non-American girls. 4 in a row, to be exact.
23. I'd love to own an Audi A4 1.8T Quattro with manual tranny. Either avant or sedan is cool.
24. I've been lost while snowboarding alone in the backcountry twice in deep snow for hours. Neither time did I tell anyone where I was going prior. Neither time was my fault, either.
25. When i was 12, i was sent to an all-boys religious boarding school. it was like lord of the flies for 4 years!
26. all i ask for in a relationship is a girl i can trust.
27. In California, I don't wear a surf leash.
28. I'm constantly trying to be a better person.
29. Driving on the Autobahn is rad!
30. I've surfed on 5'6" twin-fin fishes exclusively since 2003.
31. I've unfortunately been conditioned to equate sex with pain.
32. I'd like to help people make better decisions, and I think Automaton's success will do that.
33. My favorite surf maneuver of all time is the roundhouse cutback. So sick!
34. I'm a terrible swimmer.
35. During my last trip to Europe, I drank every night except for 1 in 6 straight weeks.
36. Scandinavia is my overall favorite region of Europe.
37. I stopped partying (not drinking) on August 2, 2001. Before then, I partied and drank at least 5 nights a week.
38. I don't like being in people's way. And the inverse is also true.
39. My record for consecutive nights partying and boozing until memory loss, passing out, or vomiting, is 21.
40. At Punto San Jose, I was washed over the reef and got 12 urchin spines in my feet. (not rad)
41. I don't watch much TV aside from Simpsons.
42. My favorite color combo is Red/Black, hence Automaton company art is generally rendered Red/Black.
43. I used to think that I might be gay to explain why girls don't like me. But I know now that I am straight.
44. I was homeless on Kauai for 6 months, yet held a full-time job at 2 restaurants.
45. On Australia, I once hitch hiked 10 hours in the wrong direction.
46. I prefer to travel alone.
47. I was a virgin until 22.
48. I kicked so much ass on my highschool wrestling team during sophomore year. 25-2!
49. I shave my head every month so I don't ever have to worry about my hair.
50. Although I've tried several drugs, I have never made a habit out of any of them.
51. I think ecstasy is the best drug ever.
52. I get super pissed when I find that someone has cheated on their other.
53. I moved to Australia in 2000 to surf.
54. When I lived in Oz, I cruised around barefoot, except at work, for nearly 8 months.
55. My greatest fear used to be sharks.
56. Next was avalanche. Third is getting old.
57. I'm the worst drunk dialer ever. get the phones away from me!
58. I hate longboarders.
59. Although I don't have a foot fetish, I notice a girl's feet and nice feet are important to me.
60. My favorite cuisines are Mexican and Vietnamese.
61. My favorite herb is cilantro.
62. I'd love to believe in a religion but i don't.
63. I look forward to becoming wiser, but hopefully without the becoming older part.
64. I try to be as considerate to others around me as possible.
65. I day dream a lot.
66. Whereas most dudes like 'the chase', i hate it.
67. I think that art is the cutting edge of humanity.
68. I define art as 'creative expression'.
69. Honestly, everyone thinks dirty thoughts at 69. C'mon, be honest.
70. I tried to average 1 hitch hiker per day on Kauai. Once I picked up 3 groups in 1 trip! The van was packed!
71. I once had 3 near-death experiences in 1 week. [Car accident, cliff falling, near-drowning]
72. I value my friends above all else.
73. I don't like receiving presents for any reason.
74. If a pretty girl smiles at me, I'm happy all day.
75. If I have a good surf, I'm happy all day.
76. I've never been barreled and pulled out of it.
77. I really dig sailing, but I'm highly unseaworthy.
78. I don't believe in "True Love", although I do believe in love.
79. Dudes who drive VW cabriolets bum me out.
80. Every 5 years of my life, I somehow end up living on Hawaii again.
81. I have terrible luck with picking people up from airports.
82. When I was living on Oahu in '97, I got so tan that I was purple.
83. Mexican entertainment absolutely slays me.
84. I tend to wait to do something until when it absolutely must be done.
85. It drives me crazy when people end their sentences with 'at'.
86. Little children tend to like and want to play with me despite that I don't like hanging around kids that aren't my own.
87. I don't have any kids yet.
88. I used to think that I was an alcoholic, but now I know that I'm nowhere near.
89. Because I've worked as a chef for so long, I don't like people doing for me what I can do myself.
90. I used to be about blondes, but now I think white girls with jet black hair is hot!
91. 20 hour sun days in Scandinavia is rad.
92. I should be working instead of doing this 100.
93. my ipod mini's name was initially the iPizzle. then the pizzle. now it's sugar patooties.
94. I'm facinated by anything celestial.
95. I often don't like watching surf vids, but I can watch Tom Curren at J-Bay all day long.
96. My fav ice cream is Dreyer's Kona Coffee.
97. My fav beer is Guiness.
98. California weather is my overall favorite on the planet.
99. this 100 took me all of 50 minutes.
100. Robot Food makes my favorite snowboard films.
1. I used to be able to control my dreams.
2. I don't like jeans, or denim in general.
3. I'm rarely ever bored.
4. Irrational behavior pisses me off.
5. I don't like being in love.
6. I've never had a girlfriend.
7. I would like a socialized healthcare system.
8. I would like a new back.
9. I value honesty.
10. If everything goes "according to plan", the girl I will marry and I will have waited 11 years for each other.
11. I'm experienced enough to realize that few things go according to plan.
12. I've been to 22 countries. so far...
13. Snowboarding saved my life. surfing is my life.
14. Since I was 18, I haven't been in any 1 place longer than 8 months.
15. I've been a professional in the culinary arts for almost a decade.
16. I've been trying to leave the food service industry for 5 years.
17. I surfed reef breaks in Kauai for 8 months without ever hitting the reef, but I ate it on MY LAST DAY there.
18. Hawaii taught me what it feels like to be undergunned (board too small).
19. I'm not scared of death. I've already prepared myself for it. But I am scared of dying.
20. I can eat at any time. last time i checked: 3900 calories per day! i have the metabolism of a gerbil.
21. Lots of people say 'no pain, no gain'. I say 'no pain, no pain.'
22. I used to have a bad habit (luck?) of being picked up by 20-year-old, dark-haired, short, non-American girls. 4 in a row, to be exact.
23. I'd love to own an Audi A4 1.8T Quattro with manual tranny. Either avant or sedan is cool.
24. I've been lost while snowboarding alone in the backcountry twice in deep snow for hours. Neither time did I tell anyone where I was going prior. Neither time was my fault, either.
25. When i was 12, i was sent to an all-boys religious boarding school. it was like lord of the flies for 4 years!
26. all i ask for in a relationship is a girl i can trust.
27. In California, I don't wear a surf leash.
28. I'm constantly trying to be a better person.
29. Driving on the Autobahn is rad!
30. I've surfed on 5'6" twin-fin fishes exclusively since 2003.
31. I've unfortunately been conditioned to equate sex with pain.
32. I'd like to help people make better decisions, and I think Automaton's success will do that.
33. My favorite surf maneuver of all time is the roundhouse cutback. So sick!
34. I'm a terrible swimmer.
35. During my last trip to Europe, I drank every night except for 1 in 6 straight weeks.
36. Scandinavia is my overall favorite region of Europe.
37. I stopped partying (not drinking) on August 2, 2001. Before then, I partied and drank at least 5 nights a week.
38. I don't like being in people's way. And the inverse is also true.
39. My record for consecutive nights partying and boozing until memory loss, passing out, or vomiting, is 21.
40. At Punto San Jose, I was washed over the reef and got 12 urchin spines in my feet. (not rad)
41. I don't watch much TV aside from Simpsons.
42. My favorite color combo is Red/Black, hence Automaton company art is generally rendered Red/Black.
43. I used to think that I might be gay to explain why girls don't like me. But I know now that I am straight.
44. I was homeless on Kauai for 6 months, yet held a full-time job at 2 restaurants.
45. On Australia, I once hitch hiked 10 hours in the wrong direction.
46. I prefer to travel alone.
47. I was a virgin until 22.
48. I kicked so much ass on my highschool wrestling team during sophomore year. 25-2!
49. I shave my head every month so I don't ever have to worry about my hair.
50. Although I've tried several drugs, I have never made a habit out of any of them.
51. I think ecstasy is the best drug ever.
52. I get super pissed when I find that someone has cheated on their other.
53. I moved to Australia in 2000 to surf.
54. When I lived in Oz, I cruised around barefoot, except at work, for nearly 8 months.
55. My greatest fear used to be sharks.
56. Next was avalanche. Third is getting old.
57. I'm the worst drunk dialer ever. get the phones away from me!
58. I hate longboarders.
59. Although I don't have a foot fetish, I notice a girl's feet and nice feet are important to me.
60. My favorite cuisines are Mexican and Vietnamese.
61. My favorite herb is cilantro.
62. I'd love to believe in a religion but i don't.
63. I look forward to becoming wiser, but hopefully without the becoming older part.
64. I try to be as considerate to others around me as possible.
65. I day dream a lot.
66. Whereas most dudes like 'the chase', i hate it.
67. I think that art is the cutting edge of humanity.
68. I define art as 'creative expression'.
69. Honestly, everyone thinks dirty thoughts at 69. C'mon, be honest.
70. I tried to average 1 hitch hiker per day on Kauai. Once I picked up 3 groups in 1 trip! The van was packed!
71. I once had 3 near-death experiences in 1 week. [Car accident, cliff falling, near-drowning]
72. I value my friends above all else.
73. I don't like receiving presents for any reason.
74. If a pretty girl smiles at me, I'm happy all day.
75. If I have a good surf, I'm happy all day.
76. I've never been barreled and pulled out of it.
77. I really dig sailing, but I'm highly unseaworthy.
78. I don't believe in "True Love", although I do believe in love.
79. Dudes who drive VW cabriolets bum me out.
80. Every 5 years of my life, I somehow end up living on Hawaii again.
81. I have terrible luck with picking people up from airports.
82. When I was living on Oahu in '97, I got so tan that I was purple.
83. Mexican entertainment absolutely slays me.
84. I tend to wait to do something until when it absolutely must be done.
85. It drives me crazy when people end their sentences with 'at'.
86. Little children tend to like and want to play with me despite that I don't like hanging around kids that aren't my own.
87. I don't have any kids yet.
88. I used to think that I was an alcoholic, but now I know that I'm nowhere near.
89. Because I've worked as a chef for so long, I don't like people doing for me what I can do myself.
90. I used to be about blondes, but now I think white girls with jet black hair is hot!
91. 20 hour sun days in Scandinavia is rad.
92. I should be working instead of doing this 100.
93. my ipod mini's name was initially the iPizzle. then the pizzle. now it's sugar patooties.
94. I'm facinated by anything celestial.
95. I often don't like watching surf vids, but I can watch Tom Curren at J-Bay all day long.
96. My fav ice cream is Dreyer's Kona Coffee.
97. My fav beer is Guiness.
98. California weather is my overall favorite on the planet.
99. this 100 took me all of 50 minutes.
100. Robot Food makes my favorite snowboard films.
posted by the Wootang at 7:26 PM
7 Comments:
Nice list.. Not the same ol' same ol' 100 like everyone else!
I've driven on the autoban....scary! (good thing I was on a tour bus)
Cali weather is rad! Although, Nor Cal weather is better!
I hate beer.
I believe in a higher power....I pray you will too. How could a God not have made that fabulous huge ocean that you love so much? He did, just so you could enjoy it.
Black Hair on blonds? That's my secret dream but I haven't found the guts to dye it yet! Not sure if the look would suit me!
Nice list.. Not the same ol' same ol' 100 like everyone else!
I've driven on the autoban....scary! (good thing I was on a tour bus)
Cali weather is rad! Although, Nor Cal weather is better!
I hate beer.
I believe in a higher power....I pray you will too. How could a God not have made that fabulous huge ocean that you love so much? He did, just so you could enjoy it.
Black Hair on blonds? That's my secret dream but I haven't found the guts to dye it yet! Not sure if the look would suit me!
1. i hate 100s
2. yours wasn't so bad
3. al gore makes me snort in laughter
4. i'm as dishonest as they come
5. last night i took the pledge of bitchdom. i am now officially a funny bitch. other recruits were: dirty, nasty, mean, compassionate, and stanky bitch.
6. i've never been across tha 'lantic.
7. i dream of genie w/ tha long brown hair
8. i've caused God to kill many a kitten
9. i am a poser ho.
10. i'm an almost 29 year old virgin
11. i must be fugly as sin
12. i've only had one boyfriend
13. he was chinese and said i was too perfect
14. i have no clue wtf too perfect means
15. i hold grudges
16. i'd like to beat the shite outta someone at least once in my life
17. i like watching violence, but only if it's on tv cuz then it's not real
18. i like being a poser ho
19. creativity turns me on
20. i am not original
21. i am original
22. i'm a gemini
23. i also suffer from schizophrenic induced bi-polarism
24. i once pushed my brother off of a moving truck
25. he deserved that shit
26. i'm tired of mimicking you
27. i wish i had an interesting life story
28. i am depressed now
29. i think i will go drink a formaldehydetini
30. and i'm out
31. except to say i think your #s 6, 10,9, 31, 43 and 47 are contradictorily hilarious.
'by the by' (wtf does that mean?), al gore went to the same religous boarding school i did. and his hottie daughters went to the sister school, kristin graduated my year.
really? he has a daughter named kristin? and you guys went to the same school? and it was religious? never would have knowed it. don't know why he makes me laugh other than he looks like an ass. and i mean that in the most literal sense.
by the by is cleverness at its best. it is giving the normal patterns and parameters of speech a big two fingered only God can judge me. it is genius. but don't overuse it. b/c it will then go the way of all vocal/literary genius to the annals of tritedom.
lbdt
no, capegirl! that's OUR little secret!
Give me tips on how to control dreams!
How can you not like being in love. I love being in love!
Never had a girlfriend - Stop being that picky you hotty you!
22 countries... u are so lucky!
Metabolism of a gerbil... again... lucky you!
Audi A4 1.8T Quattro... wow... beautiful!
What a pitty if you were gay!... i would be so sad!
22 year old virgin. Wow... i think thats great!
At at the end of a sentence... isnt that horrible!
Only 50 minutes... it took me a very long time!
Nice getting to know you sweetheart. Will chat sometimes soon. Candice
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