
I almost can't believe it. Freakin' Kelly Slater wins his
7th world title, at Florianopolis, Brazil of all places. The tour hasn't even made it to Hawaii and the title's clinched tighter than a virgin on prom night (wasn't I one?). The thing is, I can't decide whether or not I'm bummed that Slater won. In certain ways, he's kinda cool: he has his own surf style, dominates the hell out of waves, pulls decent airs, is highly competitive, influenced a whole new approach to surfing and surfboard design, makes a ton of money, and dated Pam Anderson. In certain ways, Slater's not that cool: he's not the brightest of dudes (from what I can tell from surf vids where they actually allow him to speak), he has only his surf style (which I don't really like), his surfboards actually hindered the progress of general surfing, his major sponsor sucks, and he was part of
Pam Anderson's dog's wedding. But would I trade places with Slates? Tough one. I mean, he's not bad looking, not too much older than me, picks up any chick he wants (probably has a gf in every country by now), travels the world just to surf, surfs like a hell man, rich, and probably doesn't know how smart he isn't. On the other hand, I'd lose like 5 years off my life, be bald, speak in monosyllables... Ok, fine, I'd trade with Slates. For a year. That's it. Then I'd want to be me again: short, fugly, no money, no wiener control...
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i ask myself this question often.
who would i be if i could be anyone else?
the answer is always plain ole me.
but that's mostly the crack talking.
he's such a babe. but, if they do pam anderson (who I like) ewwww....
well, jules, that probably knocks off most the guys you like if you won't like them because they've been with pam. yeah, we're on a 1st name basis. pammy, i call her.
LOL....I do like Pam but she has slept with an awful lot of fellas
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