Wednesday, November 09, 2005

Wiener Control

I haven't surfed in a week. I'm so edgy I'm ready to pull my hair out but I can't (see #49). On a side note, may I suggest that no one buy boxers from Wal-Mart ever again? I dunno what brand of boxers these are I'm wearing, but there's absolutely no wiener control. Believe me, dudes want wiener control built into their boxers. These things have a fly so wide I could back a car into them. At least then it'd protect the wiener. On another side note, I'm kinda finding funny how my blog, initially about the trials and tribulations of a start up business in America, has become a forum for me to disclose personal crap to a bunch of people that don't know me. Yeah. Here's another winner from Natalie Dee. Cactusususus' don't offer wiener control either.

3 Comments:

Blogger Some Random Girl said...

good to know....thanks

Thu Nov 10, 07:20:00 AM PST  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

from what i've heard and been told weiner control for a man is nigh impossible. for a dominatrix? maybe.

Thu Nov 10, 10:27:00 AM PST  
Blogger the Wootang said...

jags, you'll never know when you'll need this info. always when you least expect it!

as for the dominatrix stuff. the last time i was in san francisco, i think i was reading the guardian, and i saw an ad for a service where you can get a girl to beat you up. and you pay for this service! geez, what a great business. low overhead, repeat business. i'm sure the insurance is ridiculous, though

Thu Nov 10, 04:40:00 PM PST  

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