Thursday, December 01, 2005

P.C.P.

Autumn. Changing colors. Pumpkins patches. Knees to the crotch. I don't know what it is with mommies, but in my experience, they don't have proper crotch protocol. I mean, take Toph here. He's a young dude. He's 4. And his mommy wants a photo with him at a pumpkin patch. Fair enough. Prop Toph up on a knee? Sure! But look at the kid. He's pointing at the pain. Maybe this stuff doesn't hurt the girls. But on behalf of all dudes everywhere: mommies, please have proper crotch protocol!

2 Comments:

Blogger change destiny said...

Noway man ... They'll always have the upper hand untill the kid grows up and realises that she's been dressing him in orange for half of his life ...LOL

Fri Dec 02, 05:44:00 AM PST  
Blogger the Wootang said...

And that's part of the issue, Jax. A lot of mommies don't realize the pain they put their sons through. But it's probably because it's outside of your experience. Sort of like how dudes don't realize that getting hit in the boobies hurts. I'm just asking, for your son's and your grandkid's sakes, please have proper crotch protocol.

Fri Dec 02, 12:12:00 PM PST  

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