Porno.

Went to the food store today. In the beer section, I saw a sign indicating Tecate in 12 cans for $10. It was sold out. Next to it was a stack of Tecate in 20 bottles. Same price! Not sold out! Now, I'm no math major, but I know a good value when it kicks me in the crotch, gives me a wedgie, and drags me down the street by my hair. This was one of those times. I don't know who chooses to pay the same for less, but those dudes probably aren't math majors either.

That pic of a horses' ass is actually me. I've gotten some flak for not posting pics of me. This isn't a porno blog. This is a, well I don't know what kinda blog this is, but it's not the kind that shows adult stuff. I like to keep it rated G around here. But for those who wanna know what the hell I look like, here's me. Note, my dad isn't a raccoon. That is called goggle tan. Not beer goggle tan. Snow goggle tan. It's what you get when you ride 100 days a season. Also please note the full 'fro, my only example of plumage. And keep in mind this pic is from when I was really young in Breckenridge, 2001.

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