The Future Of Health Care, Today!
I've decided that I'm gonna fly to a country that has a decent socialized heath care system, maybe even Canada, and fix this stupid back problem once and for all. I'm gonna insist on a back transplant. And I want Victoria Silvstedt's back, because it's the most delicious back I've ever laid eyes on. Yep, that's a great back.
posted by the Wootang at 2:46 PM
6 Comments:
thing is...w/ socialized medicine the majority of patients wait far too long to receive much needed medical care. especially if they are poor and cannot afford it.
also look into a repudiated chiropractic doctor. they are usually very expensive, but you don't need all of the treatments...just the alignment procedure. and have you tried yoga? it will strengthen your back (unless you have a herniated disk) and correct your problems.
you live in cali, man. there must be a ton of yogis there. and aren't you asian?
i think having a chick's backside would greatly diminish your appeal to the opposite sex. but i accept you for who you are.
chutney: i am ignorant. school me in the ways of what should be said.
i meant asians and yoga. not asians and chiropractic care. but that is all water under the boat.
and, yes, medicare is better than no care. however, if you go that route, i would suggest going to an osteopath. medical docs like to throw meds at you and not look into the root cause, which is why i suggested alternative treatments for your particular issue, bw, by the by. and...going either of those routes may circumvent the need for surgery. but what do i know?
chatney: are you asian? or are you caulk-asian? cuz your pic looks caulky-asian.
and, no, i am not easily offended. i enjoy a good razz ever now and then.
makes life interesting.
lbdt
http://www.isma.org.uk/stressnw/resreal01.htm
great read for you, chutney. i'd particularly pay attn to the suppression portion.
i know you want to be white and that's probably why your sense of humor is shoved so far up your ass, but don't resist reality, honey.
haven't you heard yellow is the new white?
but, seriously. i meant no offense. my sense of humor is a bit caustic at times. forgive?
honestly, if you said i probably knew how to cook a mean batch of fried ck, i'd laugh and say, yeah, i do, and i love me some fried ck, fuh reah. stereotypes exist for a reason. and getting angry at them doesn't make them go away. i prefer to poke fun.
ymdtdfhy Collins
OMG peeps, DUKE that shit OUT.
i'm gonna say it's collins 1, chits 1.
nice people! sorry about your back woo
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