Sunday, May 21, 2006

Grand Wisdom

My grandmother's funny. We're talking, and she asks, "How old are you?"
"28"
Pause. "I don't think so."
Um. Ok. At this point my uncle, aunt, and I looked at each other. I mean, what could I say to that? She didn't leave me much room for retorting. Plus, she's my grandmother, surely she's wiser than me or something.
So I ask her, "How old do you think I am?"
Pause. "26."
Well, I'll take that!

Seriously. Who gets this license plate? Seriously.

2 Comments:

Blogger Harlyn said...

I'm really 19, except for those few grey hairs...they're 27.

Mon May 22, 05:56:00 PM PDT  
Blogger alannajoy said...

Wait a minute B... is this your GRANDMA'S BIG JOHNSON??????? WHOAH. I would listen to every word of this old woman and take her advice for true any day...

Thu May 25, 05:11:00 PM PDT  

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