Biding My Time

For those of you who don't recognize this perfect specimen, she's the one and only Princess Madeleine of Sweden. Otherwise known as the most desirable of women to marry, ever. Well, at least for me. And here is why:

1. she's from Sweden. I love Sweden. It's off the hook. And I'd love to be Swedish and enjoy the benefits of a super-socialist society.

2. she's royalty. And to be a prince, even for a little while, has got to be cool. It also looks good on the cv/resume.

3. She's hot. But this goes along with the being from Sweden part.

4. she's stinking rich. Hey, can't I marry for money?

5. she's educated. So if all else fails, at least we can talk. Or something.

Princess Maddy, if you're reading this, i'm over here in California, biding my time. Whenever you're ready, i'll be here. Or in London. Just send an email or something. We'll sort it out quick. And make sure they stock the castle with pleny of jalapeno stuffed olives, please. And I hope you're down with Superbed.