He Wouldn't Hurt Anyone

Yep, Sponge Bob brand spinach. After people were getting sick a while ago, it seems that the spinach industry needed a new spokesman. Someone people could trust. Someone that wouldn't hurt anyone. Someone that would make spinach appealing again. They now give us Sponge Bob Spinach. Note: this isn't a supermarket bag of spinach, either. This is a 3 pound bag for professional food service. How did they know I watch Sponge Bob?