Q & A.

Questions: Why haven't I eaten a full meal in 2 days? Why couldn't I sleep last night because of nightmares? Why is it that the person that makes me happy is also the source of my greatest pain? Why do the things I love the most (surfing and snowboarding) also physically hurt me the most? Why do I drink more than I should? I trust no one more than myself. So why do I follow myself down the wrong path? Why is doing what's best for me so difficult? Why does my heart beat out my brain?

Answers: I dunno. I dunno. Because I was stupid enough to fall for her. Because I'm all about progression. Because it kills the pain, and beer tastes bueno. Because I have a bigger heart than brain. Because I'm a sissy. If I had an answer to that, I wouldn't be in this situation. It reminds me of the Screeching Weasel song, Things Seem All Fucked Up Today: "It's stupid when her voice can make you smile. It's stupid when your heart clouds up your mind." Right now, this very moment, i'd really like to be at the British Museum in London.

Q: Why is Chris getting it on with a mannequin?
A: Because it was hot, and we were in Vegas. Note: that's not the Canadian sweater model.