Turdtastic

Yup, pretty stoked. Just bought a copy of the original Tetris for the original GameBoy. The beauty of Tetris is that it's the perfect crapping game and I primarily use my GameBoy while making poop. The other games I have aren't good crapping games because they require too much time before you get to the action. And by then, I'm usually going for a pack of matches and an open window. Load Tetris, on the other hand, and you're blasting away in seconds! On both ends! In addition, Tetris' sound effects truly compliment commode atmosphere. Tetris should arrive in several days. I can't wait! It'll be happy turds, all over again!