Bubble Crap

I think I'm coming down with a cold of sorts. I put the blame on those damn flu shots. I didn't get one, but all those people at work running around with "weakened" flu viruses cruising through their bodies probably got me sick. I don't know about those flu vaccines in the 1st place. The government gets everyone all fired up about a flu epidemic, and what's this? Free flu vaccines at work? Gimmie 2! What they don't tell you about are all the nano machines they inject with the vaccine so all your movements can be tracked. What, with Congress passing bills like the Patriot Act, you don't think so? Gotta prevent terror somehow. (I have an idea: how about by not being scared?) Anyway, I'm getting sick, and I'm one of those people that is either 100% healthy or on the verge of death with ebola or something. I just downed some cough syrup. I remember as a kid I dreaded taking cough syrup because it tasted so bad. Now the stuff doesn't taste half bad. Kid's cough syrup, as I remember, they tried to make it taste like bubble gum but it tasted more like bubble crap.