Eat It!

These are my new gloves. I will be rockin' the holy crap out of them this season. I've never had a leather glove before. That's the left one. Wearing leather makes me feel funny. That glove is the only leather item I've ever worn, by the way. And I don't care if you don't believe me. The right glove was a gem as well. I've been getting into 80's culture lately. What with the slip-on Vans, watching the Karate Kid and Teen Wolf. Remember the Last Dragon? The Glow! Yep, I'm Mr. 80's, and this glove reminds me of the silly surf colors silly people wore while surfing in the 80's. Mind you, this is the exact mismatched pair I will sport because I don't have a right leather glove, or a left neon one. Yesterday, I paid a long overdue visit to a friend. We'll call her Kimmy, because that's her name. Kimmy happens to work at a major snowboard periodical as the assistant art director, but between you and me, she's really THE art director. She happened to have a bunch of single gloves laying around her office. And, well, that's how I got this sporty pair. If you're jealous, well, you can just eat it.