Higher Edumacation

The college I went to sucked. Sure, it was ranked fairly high by Newsweek or some other news magazine with not enough news to report. Sure, the tuition was relatively cheap. And yeah, my college experience was good for me. But the school itself sucked big hairy donkey balls. I actually think I graduated dumber than when I started. But if there is 1 saving grace of my alma mater, it's that Jon Stewart is an alum. And he was invited back to give a gradution ceremony speech back in '04. It's funny. Click here to view a transcript. Just kidding, click here.