
Check out that toothbrush holder made from a paper cup. Apparently my new roommate is
MacGyver. The other good thing about him is that he has an X-Box with tons of ultra-violent games. I foresee bloodshot eyes. It's cold. The sky is gray. I want the snow! In most places I live, I notice infestations of specific pests. Roaches on the Gold Coast, cats on Oahu, chickens on Kauai, people who pay for groceries with checks. We don't have any of those in Tahoe. (Except people who pay for groceries with checks. They piss me off.) We have bears. They eat our trash. And they'll f you up, no matter how many Napoleon Dynamite and Mr. T keychains you throw at them.
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Love the toothbrush holder. Send McGuyver my way, I need him to fix my broken heater. Okay, I saw a big, black bear at summer camp one year (I was a counselor) and even though I was trained to calmly walk away from a bear should I see one (you know, so as not to alarm the campers) I freaked out so badly that I threw my arms in the air, started screaming and ran for my life. Let's just say management wasn't too thrilled...
whatever works! Oh, and when I'm writing a check, don't yell at me in line. I may kick your ass!
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