Will Work For Sushi

My hands are all torn up. I just spent the last 2 days tearing up 2 layers of hardwood floor with Joe and the L.I.Z. in some super nice house. 3 sledgehammers, floor chisels, and a 4 foot crow bar affectionately nicknamed "the homewrecker", and we got the job done. Not unscathed, though, seeing as how I now have blisters and a hole in the heel of my left palm. Oh well, the price for man hands. And I'll admit i'm not in great shape, but tearing up floors was fairly hard work. What's kinda cool, was that I realized it was easier AND faster to rip up both layers at the same time instead of panel by panel. Joe took the circular saw and cut the room into squares. Then we chiseled squares of the floor and pryed them up. What do we have now? Yep, wood to paint on. I now bask in the irony of us getting paid to rip up some rich person's floors, only to convert the 'waste' material into art and sell it back to them. Oh, and when I say paid, I mean Joe and L.I.Z. I get paid in sushi. Seriously.

Here's Agent Alex Peterson gets kinky in Minnesota. In recent media news, Dutch underground super site, the Mustachio, published an article about me and didn't make me sound like a raving lunatic. Not as much, at least! And we dunno how, but some super sneaky investigative reporting was done by Exile at Snowboard, 'cause they somehow have product shots of Automaton 07/08 decks! Snowboarding Saves Lives!