Wiener in the Cookie Jar

Japan does not want your diarrhea, so leave it at customs. You're a cool guy, right? Public baths and not showering before jumping in. Japan's rest stops are going off! Vending machine espressos. Slush walks in Yazawa. Joe's late night roof drop in Akakura. The Automaton crew mobbing the run on a night session in the middle of a snow storm. Hard beds and soft pajamas. Everything is gummi. If you like "_____", then why are you hanging out with "_____"? 2 degrees of Mike Ronnie! Nomitakunai! Number 1 magazine. "He's a dude!" No robots in Akiba. Crepes. Day trip to Sacto. Basically, you were caught with your wiener in the cookie jar. Deny, deny, deny. Go to Goa!

Peep this shot of a young Japanese lass steezing it out in front of the crowd. My pizzle's resting, but Liz's is pumping some solid Bollywood mixes with titles such as, "Chori Chori Chupke Chupke", "Chaiyya Chaiyya Bollywood Joint", and "Lata & Shailendra".