A Turd In Time

In the restaurant I work, the geniuses that built the place used lights activated by motion sensors in the bathrooms to conserve electricity. And I'm all for the conservation of energy, but... the same geniuses put the motion sensors in places that won't detect you if you're in a stall. And few things are as disappointing as making poo, and then the lights go out. Crapping at work is not very relaxing. It's a race against time. A race that I've yet to win.

Auto-Ninja, Joe P hitting Tahoe street rails. Photo: James Bratt. Snowboarding Saves Lives!