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B: Golf would be more interesting if there were more consequences.
D: Like if there were wild animals running around the course?
Me: Like in gladiator times? The Christians versus the lions?
D: Yeah, if they had lions running around the golf course, that'd be cool.
B: And if your ball landed in a lion's mouth, you'd have to hit it where it lay.
Me: But what if your ball lands in lion turd?
B: That would be ideal because the turd would lift up your ball and you could swing under it.
Me: But wouldn't the turd stick to the ball and throw off the trajectory?
B: No.
D: Yeah it would, if there were a lot of corn and peanuts in the turd.
B: Do lions eat corn and peanuts?
Me: These ones would. They would be corn and peanut fed lions.
*This was an actual conversation.
D: Like if there were wild animals running around the course?
Me: Like in gladiator times? The Christians versus the lions?
D: Yeah, if they had lions running around the golf course, that'd be cool.
B: And if your ball landed in a lion's mouth, you'd have to hit it where it lay.
Me: But what if your ball lands in lion turd?
B: That would be ideal because the turd would lift up your ball and you could swing under it.
Me: But wouldn't the turd stick to the ball and throw off the trajectory?
B: No.
D: Yeah it would, if there were a lot of corn and peanuts in the turd.
B: Do lions eat corn and peanuts?
Me: These ones would. They would be corn and peanut fed lions.
*This was an actual conversation.
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