Get Pitied.
Did you know: Mr. T is allergic to doorknobs. That's why he can only kick through doors.Did you know: Mr. T once had so many fools to pity that he didn't know what to do with them all. So he created Chuck Norris, from one of his ribs and a pound of gold, to roundhouse kick the surplus of fools in the face.
Did you know: Mr. T's autobiography, "So Many Fools, Not Enough Pity," was awarded the Pulitzer Prize for its heartwarming and inspiring tales of Mr. T overcoming his fear of flying, and his battle with gold-addiction--as well the sweet tutorial on how to install machine-gun turrets on top of a GMC van using a welding torch, a 55-gallon drum, chicken wire, and skim milk.
If you've been checking out the Mr T. Random Fact Generator, then you would know.
On a side note, I'm wondering what it means when my blog posts are usually hard up to get comments, yet when I post about boxers and wieners, everyone has something to say. What does that mean?
posted by the Wootang at 6:59 PM
2 Comments:
The ladies are down with the wieners dawg... Bring back the topic dujor!
Also, about Mr T.: We got my friend this little electronic Mr.T for his Bday this year and it spouts out all sorts of Mr.T Lingo to be tormented and harrassed all the live-long day... Its fantastic. You need to get urself one of those B, you can take it everywhere u go, even the slopes!
it means your blogs are shite. write something else. that or people are out living la vida loca and not intravenously downloading your every word. or it takes you too long to holla back and people don't have that long to wait to talk to you.
or...your blogs are shite.
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