2 Golden Rules
Rule #1: Be careful if Iain's playing internet on your computer. If someone should IM you, he has no qualms going on a long chat with them, and in doing so, making you look like an ass. Case in point: I'm making dinner for the flat and Iain's on my laptop. Unbeknownst to me, Alisha begins a chat. This is A PORTION of what followed:
Alisha says: (6:06:00 PM)
counting the days to NZ, i leave on june 27th - cannot wait. How's the uk treating you?
The Wootang [Live From The UK] says: (6:07:58 PM)
good, i like to eat poo. i did it for the first time yesterday. wow...
Alisha says: (6:08:35 PM)
I'm confused, poo, please elaborate?!
The Wootang [Live From The UK] says: (6:08:49 PM)
poop - like crap...real crap. i ate it yesterday, in a zoo tour
Alisha says: (6:09:07 PM)
who's, your own, someone else's?
The Wootang [Live From The UK] says: (6:09:17 PM)
someone elses... it's just rong to eat your own. but a shit bun is hella good.
Alisha says: (6:11:00 PM)
I'll have to take your word for it
and so on and so forth. I'm amazed Iain had so much to say about poo, let alone Alisha allowing this convo to continue. Iain may be the only person that talks about poo as much as, say, I do.
Rule #2: Always follow rule #1.
This is a pic of our rooms. I know the pic sucks, but I have to post something so get off my back.
Alisha says: (6:06:00 PM)
counting the days to NZ, i leave on june 27th - cannot wait. How's the uk treating you?
The Wootang [Live From The UK] says: (6:07:58 PM)
good, i like to eat poo. i did it for the first time yesterday. wow...
Alisha says: (6:08:35 PM)
I'm confused, poo, please elaborate?!
The Wootang [Live From The UK] says: (6:08:49 PM)
poop - like crap...real crap. i ate it yesterday, in a zoo tour
Alisha says: (6:09:07 PM)
who's, your own, someone else's?
The Wootang [Live From The UK] says: (6:09:17 PM)
someone elses... it's just rong to eat your own. but a shit bun is hella good.
Alisha says: (6:11:00 PM)
I'll have to take your word for it
and so on and so forth. I'm amazed Iain had so much to say about poo, let alone Alisha allowing this convo to continue. Iain may be the only person that talks about poo as much as, say, I do.
Rule #2: Always follow rule #1.
This is a pic of our rooms. I know the pic sucks, but I have to post something so get off my back.
posted by the Wootang at 2:49 AM
1 Comments:
Wait a minute.. Was that Ian pretending to be you during that riveting pee-pee convo we had last night? Or were you serious when you said you enjoyed drinking it?
Hmmmmm.....
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