A Swatting Good Time.

What you're looking at is the swatter. It fries flys on contact. It's the best purchase we've made in a long long time. Not only does it rid us of flying disease-ridden pests (and, no, i'm not talking about our scandalous neighbors), it also is fun to use to shock people. People run when the swatter gets pulled out. I'm wondering if so much energy can come from 2 AA batteries, then why are we in an energy crisis? We've had to make rules based on the swatter. Change the TV channel without permission? That's a swatting. Spill a beer? That's a swatting. Make fun of my haircut? Oh you better believe that's a swatting.