Singledudedom
Just paid a visit to Tony up in the OC yesterday and saw his new little dude, Azure. It seems like a lot of my friends are into big boy stuff like getting married, buying property, and pumping out ninos. I, on the other hand, am still living the life of the single dude. Case in point: I went to the food store to buy stuff to eat as I get very hungry about every 90 minutes. I ended up walking out of the store with a 12 pack of beer, a half gallon of neapolitan ice cream, a bag of doughnuts, and a chix caesar salad. I eat 'cause I'm sad, and I'm sad 'cause I eat. I've also let the 'fro go. Thinking of a new 'do for London... And, I'm gonna surf my tits off tomorrow morning. None of my married friends ever do that anymore...
posted by the Wootang at 7:31 PM
3 Comments:
Don't believe the hype. Stay single. Being married is a cop out. Then you don't have to do anything any more except watch Seinfeld, Survivor, CSI and a bunch of other bullshit. Bird dawg chicks, bang beaver, surf, shred and drink. Sounds like a good life to me.
you better post amsterdam pics! I am dying to go there!!!
and don't listen to yodawg....being married isn't a copout...you can still do all that stuff....but together! ;)
Enjoy the singledom B... Ya never know when its gonna hit ya and you'll be all starry eyed and on ur way to Ninoville...
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