In Your Grocer's Freezer

Now is the time I have to think like a business-dude. In the next several days, I have to put together a sales program that will entice potential dealers to purchase Automaton gear for next season. This is usually done with lots of numbers written in black ink; red ink is the devil. This means lots of trade shows, namely a preview show in Sacramento next week, SIA in Vegas in 2, and the on-snow demo at Mammoth in 4. It's important to wear the right hat at the right time. For example, when talking with distributors and dealers, right off the bat I tell them how much money they'll make selling Automaton. When I talk to potential agents and other shreds, I tell them how cool Automaton is and the direction of the brand. These next 3 months are critical for Automaton. The rest of the year is cream cheese and puppy dogs. I might as well pour myself another glass of shiraz.

Apparently the T family talents don't end at pro-wrestling and acting. The missus is pumping out a line of TV dinners available now! Salisbury steak is rad.